Phantom Messages

I learn that Rod likes to leave my cohort Mike phantom messages. Our phone system allows you to post a voicemail without ever ringing someone’s line. This can be useful if you’re forwarding a message or if you need someone to do a lot of research on something and you want them to call back at their convenience. Rod likes to call Mike several times a day and leave messages asking questions that could be answered in two words or less if he would just call directly. Apparently he cannot condescend to spend 5 seconds on the phone with the likes of us.

Elitist schmuck. Reason #2 not to like him.